Quote by Sarah Silverman
And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to cha

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman

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Well, Im not afraid to say something if I think its funny, even if its harsh or racist. – Sarah Silverman

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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You know, no matter what I am or what I do for a living, Im still, you know, the husband and the dad and the protector of the house, and I have to be conscientious about that. – Richie Sambora

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I want to be a young dad. By 25 or 26 I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. – Justin Bieber

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I got stuck up a tree when I was about seven, and my dad had to come and get the ladder to get me down. I loved to climb all the way up to the top. I must have been a koala in my past life. – Miranda Kerr

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Mental illness can happen to anybody. You can be a dustman, a politician, a Tesco worker… anyone. It could be your dad, your brother or your aunt. – Frank Bruno

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