And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman
Well, Im not afraid to say something if I think its funny, even if its harsh or racist. – Sarah Silverman
It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesnt. It focuses on facts. – Sarah Silverman
My dad was a bartender. My mom was a cashier, a maid and a stock clerk at K-Mart. They never made it big. They were never rich. And yet they were successful. Because just a few decades removed from hopelessness, they made possible for us all the things that had been impossible for them. – Marco Rubio