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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to cha

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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Well, Im not afraid to say something if I think its funny, even if its harsh or racist. – Sarah Silverman

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It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman

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I found myself very lost after The Partridge Family, and I lost my dad and I lost my manager, and I lived in a bubble, and it took me 15 years to get through that and a lot of psychotherapy, and Im laughing about it now! – David Cassidy

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I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, Bring back the spikes, Dad. – Eric Bana

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I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm. – Emeril Lagasse

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My dad farmed, my granddad was a farmer. I wanted to be a farmer. – Sam Brownback

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Grace is available for each of us every day — our spiritual daily bread — but weve got to remember to ask for it with a grateful heart and not worry about whether there will be enough for tomorrow. – Sarah Ban Breathnach

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At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind. – Michael Pollan

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I want to love all the children of God – Christian, Jew, Moslem, Hindu, Buddhist – everyone. I want to love gay Christians and straight Christians. – Anne Rice

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Nobody, I think, ought to read poetry, or look at pictures or statues, who cannot find a great deal more in them than the poet or artist has actually expressed. Their highest merit is suggestiveness. – Nathaniel Hawthorne

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