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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to cha

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesnt. It focuses on facts. – Sarah Silverman

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It shows the truth – that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it. – Sarah Silverman

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I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. Its funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but Im not religious at all. I have no religion. – Sarah Silverman

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I used to say, Man, I think Id be a really good dad. Ill be a great provider. Im funny Ill go on trips with them – Ill do all sorts of stuff. But the momming? Im not made for that. I have a really good mom I know what she put into it. – Elizabeth Gilbert

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Id like to play Matt Damons daddy. Hes a wonderful actor, I really admire him, and Id like to play his dad one day. – Larry Hagman

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As a brother and sister, our tastes were pretty different growing up. He liked a lot of early hip hop. My dad didnt understand it and would try to talk him out of it. – Taryn Manning

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I was recording stuff with my dad when I was like five, six years old. I played with him on tour. Id gone with him to Japan in 91, played some gigs, did a couple shows at the Albert Hall. – Dhani Harrison

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I cant imagine dating a boy, meeting him only outside the home. Whats a home and family for if its not the center of ones life? – Loretta Young

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