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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to cha

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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