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And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to cha

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if Id quit school hed pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school. – Sarah Silverman

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I mean, I look at my dad. He was twenty when he started having a family, and he was always the coolest dad. He did everything for his kids, and he never made us feel like he was pressured. I know that it must be a great feeling to be a guy like that. – Adam Sandler

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When I was younger it was – you know, my dad dressed up in drag on Bosom Buddies. And that was what I was having to deal with at the time. And then around the time that I was into college was when he became statue-worthy I guess you could say. – Colin Hanks

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I am the granddaughter of a Welsh coal miner who was determined that his kids get out of the mines. My dad got his first job when he was six years old, in a little village in Wales called Nantyffyllon, cleaning bottles at the Colliers Arms. – Ann Romney

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I grew up watching Monday Night Football with Howard Cosell and the other guys with my dad. – Lisa Guerrero

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