It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor

It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor
Nothing you do for children is ever wasted. They seem not to notice us, hovering, averting our eyes, and they seldom offer thanks, but what we do for them is never wasted. – Garrison Keillor
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. – Garrison Keillor