It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor
It’s a shallow life that doesn’t give a person a few scars. – Garrison Keillor
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. – Garrison Keillor
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average. – Garrison Keillor
A minister has to be able to read a clock. At noon, its time to go home and turn up the pot roast and get the peas out of the freezer. – Garrison Keillor
I wanted to be a teacher. I love children, so I wanted to deal with children. Then I wanted to be a veterinarian. But by the age of ten or eleven, when I opened my mouth and said, Oh, God, whats this? I kind of knew teaching and being a veterinarian were gonna have to wait. – Whitney Houston