Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. – Ambrose Bierce

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man – who has no gills. – Ambrose Bierce
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. – Ambrose Bierce
Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he cant find you. – Ambrose Bierce
The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling. – Ambrose Bierce