Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins. – Mark Twain
He is useless on top of the ground; he ought to be under it, inspiring the cabbages. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain