He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic person, its not a good place for you to be. – Colin Quinn
A lazy person, whatever the talents with which he set out, will have condemned himself to second-hand thoughts and to second-rate friends. – Cyril Connolly
An infinite God ought to be able to protect Himself, without going in partnership with State Legislatures. – Robert Ingersoll, quoted in Ingersoll the Magnificent
