Quote by Billy Connolly
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesnt

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger. – Billy Connolly

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funny
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. – Billy Connolly

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pet
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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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Other Quotes from
alone
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Volume depends precisely on the writers having been able to sit in a room every day, year after year, alone. – Susan Sontag

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alone

We all get stuck. We all lose ourselves a little bit in a fantasy or in our jobs and forget how we feel about other things. Its really important to check yourself, to spend some time alone. – Amanda Seyfried

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alone

It is clear that not in one thing alone, but in many ways equality and freedom of speech are a good thing. – Herodotus

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alone

Looking back on those games, I probably hustled out of position as much as I hustled into position since I really never had any real training. I was working on instincts alone. – Jim Evans

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alone

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I have discovered the secret of happiness – it is work, either with the hands or the head. The moment I have something to do, the draughts are open and my chimney draws, and I am happy. – John Burroughs

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What is to give light must endure burning. – Viktor Frankl

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