Quote by Billy Connolly
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesnt

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be. – Billy Connolly

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Im a dad, and I no longer see a way for my kids to even inherit the money that Im making, let alone go out there, have an idea, and create it in their own lifetime. – Glenn Beck

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In days of doubt, in days of dreary musings on my countrys fate, you alone are my comfort and support, oh great, powerful, righteous, and free Russian language! – Ivan Turgenev

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The foundations of a strong economy dont rest alone on the decisions of Chancellors or the spending programmes of government. – George Osborne

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I love the solitude of being on a plane and finally getting to read an entire book and being left alone. – Christina Ricci

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