Quote by Billy Connolly
Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesnt

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly

Other quotes by Billy Connolly

Once you become successful, people know where you live, the type of house you live in, the kind of car you drive, the clothes you wear, and so it would be patronising to go and talk like a welder. Weldings a mystery to me now. You cant go back, your life changes every day. – Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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In Sleep we lie all naked and alone, in Sleep we are united at the heart of night and darkness, and we are strange and beautiful asleep for we are dying the darkness and we know no death. – Thomas Wolfe

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I tour alone. Theres no sound check, no back up. I stay with the hosts I am in a family home and its really nourishing. I just have to remember after the show not to run out into the living room in my pyjamas. Every day, its a new relationship being built. Its odd and wonderful. – Jane Siberry

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Artists walk alone. – Ezra Miller

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Picture yourself vividly as winning, and that alone will contribute immeasurably to success. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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