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Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesnt

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey… Doesnt try it on. – Billy Connolly

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Ive always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. – Billy Connolly

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