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If the human condition were the periodic table, maybe love would b

If the human condition were the periodic table, maybe love would be hydrogen at No. 1. Death would be helium at No. 2. Power, I reckon, would be where oxygen is. – David Mitchell

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Sometimes, comics will make the observation that its not jokes that are funny, its characters that are funny. And isnt that true! Thats why I always kill jokes. Im terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I cant get the character right, and it just goes down like a lead balloon. – David Mitchell

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A life can get knocked into a new orbit by a car crash, a lottery win or just a bleary-eyed consultant giving bad news in a calm voice. – David Mitchell

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As long as our civilisation keeps trundling along generally forwards, then there is the possibility of a future where ethnicity is merely an interesting badge, not a uniform you cant take off. – David Mitchell

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I feel monotony and death to be almost the same. – Charlotte Bronte

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Policemen so cherish their status as keepers of the peace and protectors of the public that they have occasionally been known to beat to death those citizens or groups who question that status. – David Mamet

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We do not celebrate the death of our enemies. – Yitzhak Rabin

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Man always dies before he is fully born. – Erich Fromm

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Seize the opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind. – Bulgarian Proverb

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Just because you liked something as a youngster doesnt mean you have to like it as an adult. You can change your taste a little bit on the sweets and things like that. – Mike Ditka

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You cant raise the standard of womens morals by raising their pay envelope. It lies deeper than that. – Billy Sunday

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There is always strength in numbers. The more individuals or organizations that you can rally to your cause, the better. – Mark Shields

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