Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youre sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isnt for you. – Ogden Nash
Certainly there are things in life that money cant buy, but its very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money? – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash