Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isnt it, of a long line of proven criminals? – Ogden Nash
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. – Ogden Nash
Middle age is when youve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. – Ogden Nash
Here is a pen and here is a pencil, heres a typewriter, heres a stencil, heres a list of todays appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures — take them, George, theyre yours! – Ogden Nash