I went to a cafe that advertised breakfast anytime, so I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. – Steven Wright Category: Perspective
What is a promiscuous person? It is usually someone who is getting more sex than you are. – Victor Lownes, Playboy, 1985 Category: Perspective
If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. – Carl Sagan Category: Perspective
Old forms of government finally grow so oppressive that they must be thrown off even at the risk of reigns of terror. – Herbert Spencer Category: Government
The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. – Albert Einstein Category: Curiosity
When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. – Jimmy Breslin Category: Drinking
