Sometimes I am so dry that people dont know Im kidding and think Im being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. – Robert Crais
Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that dont change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow. – Woody Guthrie