When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place. – Jimmy Breslin
The office of president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit. – Jimmy Breslin
The only reason this country is different from any place else is that once in a great while, this huge, snobbish, generally untalented news reporting business stops covering stories of interest only to itself and actually serves the public. – Jimmy Breslin
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. – Jimmy Breslin