A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce

A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success. – Ambrose Bierce
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking. – Ambrose Bierce
Brandy, n. A cordial composed of one part thunder-and-lightning, one part remorse, two parts bloody murder, one part death-hell-and-the-grave and four parts clarified Satan. – Ambrose Bierce
Patience: A minor form of despair disguised as a virtue. – Ambrose Bierce