A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce

A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success. – Ambrose Bierce
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. – Ambrose Bierce
Mammals: a family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle. – Ambrose Bierce