A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success. – Ambrose Bierce
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce

A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves a glorious success. – Ambrose Bierce
Scriptures: the sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based. – Ambrose Bierce
A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling ones credibility for future delivery. – Ambrose Bierce