If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – Source Unknown
The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? – Source Unknown
The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown
We must be prepared to be part of the cure and not remain part of the problem. – Source Unknown
When an elderly woman was asked why she was standing in line to buy stamps from a teller when she could have used a stamp machine she replied: The machine wont ask me about my arthritis! – Source Unknown