Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Business
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If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love. – Leo Tolstoy

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Its tangible, its solid, its beautiful. Its artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. – Donald Trump

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Love knows no answer for it does not question. – Silent Lotus

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Sex is a part of love. You shouldnt go around doing it unless you are in love. – Bettie Page

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Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest. – Douglas William Jerrold, about Australia, A Land of Plenty

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Time is neutral and does not change things. With courage and initiative, leaders change things. – Jesse Jackson

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…proclaim liberty through all the land and unto all the inhabitants thereof… – Bible, Leviticus 25:10

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An excuse is a skin of a reason stuffed with a lie. – Billy Sunday

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