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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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