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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Im a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someones life. – Mitch Hedberg

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Yknow, you cant please all the people all the time… and last night, all those people were at my show. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Be it in the garden, the nursery or the bedroom, a loving touch compensates for an unskilled hand. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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You can never control who you fall in love with, even when youre in the most sad, confused time of your life. You dont fall in love with people because theyre fun. It just happens. – Kirsten Dunst

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It is most unwise for people in love to marry. – George Bernard Shaw

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Love is blind. – Geoffrey Chaucer

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Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is permanent bad breath. Really incurable. – Truman Capote

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Proverbs are in the world of thought what gold coin is in the world of business—great value in small compass, and equally current among all people. Sometimes the proverb may be false, the coin counterfeit, but in both cases the false proves the value of the true. – Attributed to D. March in A Dictionary of Thoughts: A Cyclopedia of Laconic Quot

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In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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One can enjoy a wood fire worthily only when he warms his thoughts by it as well as his hands and feet. – Odell Shepard

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