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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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work
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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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dating
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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love is what youve been through with somebody. – James Thurber

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It is impossible to love and to be wise. – Francis Bacon

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The Impossible Generalized Man today is the critic who believes in loving those unworthy of love as well as those worthy –yet believes this only insofar as no personal risk is entailed. Meaning he loves no one, worthy or no. This is what makes him impossible. – Nelson Algren

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Whenever you hear a man speak of his love for his country, it is a sign that he expects to be paid for it. – H. L. Mencken

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Always desire to learn something useful. – Sophocles

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Its a sad man my friend whos livin in his own skin and cant stand the company. – Bruce Springsteen

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The only time to buy these is on a day with no y in it. – Warren Buffett

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Theres a generation of people I think without a strong connection to family, to religion, to civic duty. They have a real disassociation from the problems of the world. – Tim Heidecker

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