Mitch Hedberg's Quote - I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults. – Mitch Hedberg

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive. – Dalai Lama

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Speak low, if you speak love. – William Shakespeare

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The desire for possession is insatiable, to such a point that it can survive even love itself. To love, therefore, is to sterilize the person one loves. – Albert Camus

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When you love a man, he becomes more than a body. His physical limbs expand, and his outline recedes, vanishes. He is rich and sweet and right. He is part of the world, the atmosphere, the blue sky and the blue water. – Gwendolyn Brooks

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Love is easy, and I love writing. You cant resist love. You get an idea, someone says something, and youre in love. – Ray Bradbury

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