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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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Rice is great if youre really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. – Mitch Hedberg

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He who is not impatient is not in love. – Italian Proverb

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The wise are wise only because they love. The fool are fools only because they think they can understand love. – Paulo Coelho

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If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans. – James Herriot

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Looking back, I have this to regret, that too often when I loved, I did not say so. – David Grayson

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Red ice sells hockey tickets. – Bob Stewart

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Think little goals and expect little achievements. Think big goals and win big success. – David Joseph Schwartz

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Theres no difference between fame and infamy now. Theres a new school of professional famous people that dont do anything. They dont create anything. – Ricky Gervais

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