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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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I dont have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman whod be mad at me for saying that. – Mitch Hedberg

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I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any cars headlights and tell you exactly which way its coming. – Mitch Hedberg

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I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific. – Mitch Hedberg

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What love weve given, well have forever. What love we fail to give, will be lost for all eternity. – Leo Buscaglia

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