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I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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If my kid couldnt draw Id make sure that my kitchen magnets didnt work. – Mitch Hedberg

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Every time I go and shave, I assume theres someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, Im gonna go shave, too. – Mitch Hedberg

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Love does not alter the beloved, it alters itself. – Soren Kierkegaard

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When you start falling for somebody and you cant stop thinking about when youre going to see them again, I love that. Women are beautiful. They deserve to be cherished and respected. – Orlando Bloom

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Justice that love gives is a surrender, justice that law gives is a punishment. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Love is my religion – I could die for it. – John Keats

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