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Quote by Mitch Hedberg
I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to

I love blackjack. But Im not addicted to gambling. Im addicted to sitting in a semi circle. – Mitch Hedberg

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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, Ill never be as good as a wall. – Mitch Hedberg

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good
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Mitch Hedberg
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, Youre gonna have to move, youre blocking a fire exit. As though if there was a fire, I wasnt gonna run. If youre flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. – Mitch Hedberg

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Business
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Do all things with love. – Og Mandino

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We always love those who admire us, but we do not always love those whom we admire. – Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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Always turn a negative situation into a positive situation. – Michael Jordan

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