Age is like the newest version of a software — it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had. – Carrie Latet
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. – Carrie Latet
You must admit you have self-control before you can use it. – Carrie Latet
Winning is overrated, because winning and losing are both your acceptance of being rated. – Carrie Latet
Millions of [the indigenous peoples of India] have lived to an advanced age, without having tasted of any thing that ever possessed life, and been wholly free from a chain of maladies, which have scourged every civilized nation on the globe… – “Food,” The Medical Adviser, and Guide to Health and Long Life, edited by Alex.