Age is like the newest version of a software — it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had. – Carrie Latet
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. – Carrie Latet

Age is like the newest version of a software — it has a bunch of great new features but you lost all the cool features the original version had. – Carrie Latet
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years and 9 months. – Carrie Latet
I eat so poorly during the stressful part of my day I need to have a vegetable orgy for dinner just to make up for it. – Carrie Latet
Yesterday the greatest question was decided which ever was debated in America; and a greater perhaps never was, nor will be, decided among men. A resolution was passed without one dissenting colony, that these United Colonies are, and of right ought to be, free and independent States. – John Adams