Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. – James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. – James Thurber
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough. – James Thurber
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills them first. – James Thurber