Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry