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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Dave Barry
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Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who remembers when there was no Velcro. – Dave Barry

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teen
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Dave Barry
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
Life
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To me, if life boils down to one thing, its movement. To live is to keep moving. – Jerry Seinfeld

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Life

All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it. – George Bernard Shaw

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Life

Life is not easy for any of us. But what of that? We must have perseverance and above all confidence in ourselves. We must believe that we are gifted for something and that this thing must be attained. – Marie Curie

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Life

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. – George Bernard Shaw

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Life

Random Quotes

I didnt wake up one morning and not be in the Replacements. Were all that forever, and Ive just grown older. I mean, I havent lost anything. Ive gained a few things. – Paul Westerberg

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Morning

Non-violence is not a garment to be put on and off at will. Its seat is in the heart, and it must be inseparable part of our very being. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Obedience

True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Freedom

Sometimes, when Im alone, I put on six inch heels and wear nothing else and dance around in front of the mirror and do my little stripper dance. – Tori Spelling

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alone