Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Parents of recovered children, and Ive met hundreds, all share the same experience of doubters and deniers telling us our child must have never even had autism or that the recovery was simply natures course. We all know better, and frankly were too busy helping other parents to really care. – Jenny McCarthy