Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who have several thousand extra dollars apiece. – Dave Barry