Quote by Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form of furniture, finished and put inside boxes. – Dave Barry

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Housework
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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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good
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Unbeing dead isnt being alive. – e. e. cummings

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I made a mistake by being ejected from the presidency. Next time, I will choose a Cabinet which will allow me to be life President. – Nelson Mandela

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One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. – William Feather

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Life is a lot like jazz… its best when you improvise. – George Gershwin

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Style is the image of character. – Edward Gibbon

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If you think you can do it, you can. – John Burroughs

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Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius. – George Bernard Shaw

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Gather in your resources, rally all your faculties, marshal all your energies, focus all your capacities upon mastery of at least one field of endeavor. – John Haggai

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