Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry