Quote by Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Life
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A life is either all spiritual or not spiritual at all. No man can serve two masters. Your life is shaped by the end you live for. You are made in the image of what you desire. – Thomas Merton

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Life

To believe in immortality is one thing, but it is first needful to believe in life. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Life

Star Trek fans usually know the metaphors of life better than most mainstream poets. – Terri Guillemets

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Life

I really believe that everyone has a talent, ability, or skill that he can mine to support himself and to succeed in life. – Dean Koontz

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Life

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The more important the subject and the closer it cuts to the bone of our hopes and needs, the more we are likely to err in establishing a framework for analysis. – Stephen Jay Gould

I listen to crazy, robust rock music where they sing their faces off, and soul music, which can be similar. – Adam Lambert

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I think that the team that wins game five will win the series. Unless we lose game five. – Charles Barkley

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