Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter. – Dave Barry