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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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Dave Barry
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Dave Barry
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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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sad
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Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that youve become a comfortable, trusted element in another persons life. – Joyce Brothers

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Life opens up opportunities to you, and you either take them or you stay afraid of taking them. – Jim Carrey

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I need drama in my life to keep making music. – Eminem

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We are here to add what we can to life, not to get what we can from life. – William Osler

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Its all in how you arrange the thing… the careful balance of the design is the motion. – Andrew Wyeth

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Its a failure of national vision when you regard children as weapons, and talents as materials you can mine, assay, and fabricate for profit and defense. – John Hersey

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There is nothing more requisite in business than dispatch. – Joseph Addison

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To keep oneself safe does not mean to bury oneself. – Seneca (Seneca the Elder)

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