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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

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Cows
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The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida. – Dave Barry

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Grandparents
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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Age
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Other Quotes from
Life
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I love those who yearn for the impossible. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Life

To drink the sunshine and to dream at night…. – Author Unknown, “The Fall of Man”

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Life

Life is a compromise of what your ego wants to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do. – Bruce Crampton

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Life

How do you go from where you are to where you wanna be? And I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal. And you have to be willing to work for it. – Jim Valvano

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Life

Random Quotes

Councils of war breed timidity and defeatism. – Jack Kemp

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War

I fear the boredom that comes with not learning and not taking chances. – Robert Fulghum

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Fear

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. – Stendhal

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Hope

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

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Health