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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series. – Dave Barry

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Women
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The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs. – Dave Barry

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cool
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The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. – Oscar Wilde

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Life

Gratitude helps you to grow and expand gratitude brings joy and laughter into your life and into the lives of all those around you. – Eileen Caddy

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Life

There are old heads in the world who cannot help me by their example or advice to live worthily and satisfactorily to myself but I believe that it is in my power to elevate myself this very hour above the common level of my life. – Henry David Thoreau

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Life

Life itself still remains a very effective therapist. – Karen Horney

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Life

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Research is four things: brains with which to think, eyes with which to see, machines with which to measure and, fourth, money. – Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

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There are hurdles, there are handicaps, hardships you have to face in life, but you hope for a great future. – Anil Kapoor

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This magnificent butterfly finds a little heap of dirt and sits still on it; but man will never on his heap of mud keep still. – Joseph Conrad

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By the time one is eighty, it is said, there is no longer a tug of war in the garden with the May flowers hauling like mad against the claims of the other months. All is at last in balance and all is serene. The gardener is usually dead, of course. – Henry Mitchell, The Essential Earthman, 1981

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