Quote by Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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Religion
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Other Quotes from
Life
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At times in my life the only place I have been happy is when I am on stage. – Bob Dylan

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Life

You do things when the opportunities come along. Ive had periods in my life when Ive had a bundle of ideas come along, and Ive had long dry spells. If I get an idea next week, Ill do something. If not, I wont do a damn thing. – Warren Buffett

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Life

A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life. – Friedrich Hegel

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Life

There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Life

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I think people are smart enough to sort it out. They know when theyre watching one of these food fight shows where journalists sit around and yell and scream at each other, versus serious issue reporting. – Bob Woodward

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Food

If thats there, I believe that technology will probably step up to their part of it. – Neil Armstrong

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Technology

This is a Senate of equals, of men of individual honor and personal character, and of absolute independence. We know no masters, we acknowledge no dictators. This is a hall for mutual consultation and discussion; not an arena for the exhibition of champions. – Daniel Webster

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Congress

When I travel, I draw and paint sketches which is great fun. And as long as you are fully aware that it has nothing to do with actual art, I think thats all right. – Arne Jacobsen

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Travel