Quote by Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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Just get on any major highway, and eventually it will dead-end in a Disney parking area large enough to have its own climate, populated by large nomadic families who have been trying to find their cars since the Carter administration. – Dave Barry

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Travel
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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Other Quotes from
Life
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One reason so few of us achieve what we truly want is that we never direct our focus we never concentrate our power. Most people dabble their way through life, never deciding to master anything in particular. – Tony Robbins

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Life

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: Im with you kid. Lets go. – Maya Angelou

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Life

It takes half your life before you discover life is a do-it-yourself project. – Napoleon Hill

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Life

I think Ive discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it. – Charles M. Schulz

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Life

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Because of my tremendous respect for Bob Barker and for the shows high standards of professionalism I consider this a tremendous honor that few announcers have ever been treated to. Both Rods and Johnnys shoes are huge I cant think about filling them. – Randy West

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It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything. – Joseph Stalin

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