Quote by Dave Barry
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. – Dave Barry

Category:
Camping
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To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Category:
teen
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Other Quotes from
Life
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. – Reba McEntire

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Life

Having Down syndrome is like being born normal. I am just like you and you are just like me. We are all born in different ways, that is the way I can describe it. I have a normal life. – Chris Burke

Category:
Life

Not by appointment do we meet delight Or joy they heed not our expectancy But round some corner of the streets of life they of a sudden greet us with a smile. – Gerald Massey

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Life

I dont believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and dont judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free. – Angelina Jolie

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Life

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To live happily is an inward power of the soul. – Marcus Aurelius

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The honest truth is that if this government were to propose the massacre of the first-born, it would still have no difficulty in getting it through the Commons. – Diane Abbott

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