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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity. – Dave Barry

Category:
Coffee (or Tea)
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Dave Barry
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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter. – Dave Barry

Category:
Cows
Author
Dave Barry
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Other Quotes from
Life
category

We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openness, dignity, joy, healing, and inclusion. – Max de Pree

Category:
Life

Being taken for granted can be a compliment. It means that youve become a comfortable, trusted element in another persons life. – Joyce Brothers

Category:
Life

When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what? – Sydney J. Harris

Category:
Life

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. – Danny Kaye

Category:
Life

Random Quotes

They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when I bump into kids on the street theyd say I wish my Mom were like you. – Charlotte Rae

Category:
cool

I warn you against believing that advertising is a science. – William Bernbach

Category:
Science

In the holy city of Mecca, violence of any kind was forbidden. From the moment they left home, pilgrims were not permitted to carry weapons, to swat an insect or speak an angry word, a discipline that introduced them to a new way of living. – Karen Armstrong

Category:
Home

Wisdom is not what you know but how quickly you adjust when the opposite proves true. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Wisdom