Dave Barry's Quote - Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry

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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. – Dave Barry

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I dont have expectations. Expectations in your life just lead to giant disappointments. – Michael Landon

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All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it. – George Bernard Shaw

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Life: It is about the gift not the package it comes in. – Dennis P. Costea,Jr.

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Not by appointment do we meet delight Or joy they heed not our expectancy But round some corner of the streets of life they of a sudden greet us with a smile. – Gerald Massey

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The wrath of brothers is fierce and devilish. – Proverb

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Reality is neither good nor bad; it just is. – Arbie M. Dale

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Roman civilization had achieved, within the bounds of its technology, relatively as great a mastery of time and space as we have achieved today. – Arthur Erickson

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Say theres a white kid who lives in a nice home, goes to an all-white school, and is pretty much having everything handed to him on a platter – for him to pick up a rap tape is incredible to me, because what thats saying is that hes living a fantasy life of rebellion. – Eminem

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