A friend of mine said, no matter what I do I always look like an English teacher. She actually said, you still look like a Campbells Soup kid. – Kate Clinton
Some women cant say the word lesbian… even when their mouth is full of one. – Kate Clinton
I try something new every night. Its an hour show if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. Its a great workshop for me. – Kate Clinton
I want to host a religious show. Im sure nobody will be wanting the 11 oclock spot on Sunday morning. I think we should really get some of our own preachers and preach that gay is good. And wed have a great choir. – Kate Clinton