Victor Borge's Quote - Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.

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Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. – Victor Borge

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge

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Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge

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