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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. -

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge

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Victor Borge
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge

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Santa is our cultures only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. Its a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and thats a pity. – Chris Van Allsburg

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Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven. – April Winchell

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I beg to present you as a Christmas gift the city of Savannah. – William Tecumseh Sherman

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No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. – Robert Kirby

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