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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. -

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

Other quotes by Victor Borge

Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge

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Humor
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Victor Borge
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Please to put a nickel, please to put a dime. How petitions trickle in at Christmas time! – Phyllis McGinley

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