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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year. -

Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge

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Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge

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Victor Borge
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Online, theres no time. Its always Christmas. – Lewis Black

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Christmas is for children. But it is for grown-ups too. Even if it is a headache, a chore, and nightmare, it is a period of necessary defrosting of chill and hide-bound hearts. – Lenora Mattingly Weber

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There has been only one Christmas — the rest are anniversaries. – W.J. Cameron

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Its more like Christmas, you know, when you get a shot in that looks great and its exactly what you want. Its a great feeling, and theres nothing like it. – Zack Snyder

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