The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. – Victor Borge
When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. – Victor Borge
Humor is something that thrives between mans aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth. – Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year. – Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it. – Victor Borge
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year. – Victor Borge
