The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain
It’s spring fever. That is what the name of it is. And when you’ve got it, you want — oh, you don’t quite know what it is you do want, but it just fairly makes your heart ache, you want it so! – Mark Twain
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. – Mark Twain