The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

The lack of money is the root of all evil. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain
Baccarat is a game whereby the croupier gathers in money with a flexible sculling oar, then rakes it home. If I could have borrowed his oar I would have stayed. – Mark Twain