A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. – Bert Leston Taylor, The So-Called Human Race Category: Bores
Everyone is a bore to someone. That is unimportant. The thing to avoid is being a bore to oneself. – Gerald Brenan Category: Bores
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves. – Maria Edgeworth, Thoughts on Bores Category: Bores
A man sits in his car at the traffic lights, waiting for them to go green. – Michael Frayn Category: car