Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work. – Lemony Snicket
The bore is usually considered a harmless creature, or of that class of irrational bipeds who hurt only themselves. – Maria Edgeworth, Thoughts on Bores
My dad became a soap opera actor, and I was an extra in a skating rink scene on the soap. I didnt audition. It was nepotism all the way. – Jennifer Aniston
