Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due. – Author Unknown

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere! – Author unknown, as seen on a shirt

The automobile has not merely taken over the street, it has dissolved the living tissue of the city. Its appetite for space is absolutely insatiable; moving and parked, it devours urban land, leaving the buildings as mere islands of habitable space in a sea of dangerous and ugly traffic. – James Marston Fitch, New York Times, 1 May 1960

I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe. – Author Unknown