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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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The Paris peace talks kept a roof over my head and food on the table and clothes on my back because if something was said going in or coming out, I had the rent for the month. – Ed Bradley

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I do remember how it was to be poor. I do remember that in my early years, we had to grow and raise all of our food, even our animals. And I remember in my early life, we didnt even have electricity. So it was very, very hard times then. – Dolly Parton

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Customers want good value, but they care more than ever how food and clothing products are made. – Stuart Rose

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Talk of joy: there may be things better than beef stew and baked potatoes and home-made bread — there may be. – Ray Stannard Baker [David Grayson]

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I suppose that every time there is difficulty. I remember about Space Mountain: It took us ten years before we found the technology that would allow such a ride. And during these ten years, I had a model that I kept, waiting for the technology we needed. – John Hench

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Mendacity is a system that we live in. Liquor is one way out an deaths the other. – Tennessee Williams

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