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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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We trust something in a grocery store and assume its good. We dont learn about the most precious thing in life-the food we put in our body. Educate yourself! – Paul Prudhomme

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You know the great irony is that people think you have to have money to enjoy fine food, which is a shame. – Ted Allen

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Worries go down better with soup. – Jewish Proverb

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Facts are to the mind what food is to the body. – Edmund Burke

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