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Quote by Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness
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Johnny Carson
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The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson

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Christmas
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Johnny Carson
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Food
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I think people are more savvy about cooking, food and dining. I notice they are looking for more value for their money – not in larger portions but more in terms of healthier, fresh, farm-to-table dishes with a nice presentation. – Cat Cora

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Food

There are days when I literally have to eat 17 plates of food – its intense. Its about moderation. You just need a few bites to get the gist of a dish. – Gail Simmons

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Food
[Celery] is as fresh and clean as a rainy day after a spell of heat. It crackles pleasantly in the mouth…. it should be eaten alone, for it is the only food which one really wants to hear oneself eat. – A.A. Milne (1882–1956), “A Word for Autumn,” Not That It Matters

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Food

If you plant Twinkies in your body garden, how do you expect to harvest health? – Terri Guillemets

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Food

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I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing. – Anais Nin

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I loathe gardening, but I love gardens, and I have two beautiful gardens. I can not bear gardening, but I love gardens. – Elton John

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gardening

I think its a mistake to treat different realms of knowledge as if they are some how fundamentally the same. – Jimmy Wales

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A good sense of humor will get you everywhere. – Josh Bowman

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Humor