I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
The trick at Le Mans is to get the car in the window. Everything is critical: the tyre pressure, the brake temperature, and that means you have to push the car a lot to get it into the window – its about getting everything to work right and getting the car to flow through the corners. – Tom Kristensen