Quote by Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Death
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Talent alone wont make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: Are your ready? – Johnny Carson

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alone
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Food
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You better cut the pizza in four pieces because Im not hungry enough to eat six. – Yogi Berra

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Food

Much meat, much disease. – Proverb

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Food

Hopefully, imparting whats important to me, respect for the food and that information about the purveyors, people will realize that for a restaurant to be good, so many pieces have to come together. – Thomas Keller

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Food

The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small. – Woody Allen

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Food

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A real friend is someone who would feel loss if you jumped on a train, or in front of one. – Author Unknown

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The Founding Fathers in their wisdom decided that children were an unnatural strain on parents. So they provided jails called schools, equipped with tortures called an education. – John Updike

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Education

I do not know which makes a man more conservative — to know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past. – John Maynard Keynes

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Oh! this opponent, this collaborator against your will, whose notion of beauty always differs from yours and whose means are often too limited for active assistance to your intentions! – Alexander Alekhine

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