I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson