Quote by Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

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Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. – Johnny Carson

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Attitudes toward food have completely changed. – Giada De Laurentiis

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He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. – Jonathan Swift

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We tend to connect bad food and bad habits with romance and sex. – Marilu Henner

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But I dont begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that dream and to make it happen, whether or not its just to put a roof over your head and food on the table. – Carol Burnett

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