I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson