New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson
If it werent for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, wed still be eating frozen radio dinners. – Johnny Carson