New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day. – Johnny Carson
Someday well learn the whole story of why George W. Bush brushed off that intelligence briefing of Aug. 6, 2001, Bin Laden Determined to Strike in U.S. But surely a big distraction was the major speech he was readying for delivery on Aug. 9, his first prime-time address to the nation. – Frank Rich