New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. – Johnny Carson