New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson

New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. – Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. – Johnny Carson
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson