New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson
New York is an exciting town where something is happening all the time, most unsolved. – Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other. – Johnny Carson
If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam. – Johnny Carson
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money. – Johnny Carson