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Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player

Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce

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Trial. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors. – Ambrose Bierce

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Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection. – Ambrose Bierce

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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

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The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. – Wes Smith

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You dont need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy

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