Logo
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player

Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce

Other quotes by Ambrose Bierce

Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Cows
Author
Ambrose Bierce
Read Quote

Censor, n. An officer of certain governments, employed to supress the works of genius. Among the Romans the censor was an inspector of public morals, but the public morals of modern nations will not bear inspection. – Ambrose Bierce

Category:
Censorship
Author
Ambrose Bierce
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Insurance
category

Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. – Source Unknown

Category:
Insurance

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

Category:
Insurance

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. – Ralph Nader

Category:
Insurance

You dont need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht

Category:
Insurance

Random Quotes

There are many kinds of smiles, each having a distinct character. Some announce goodness and sweetness, others betray sarcasm, bitterness and pride; some soften the countenance by their languishing tenderness, others brighten by their spiritual vivacity. – Johann Kaspar Lavater

Category:
smile

The fewer the facts, the stronger the opinion. – Arnold H. Glasow

Category:
Science

You know, I think we Indians are afraid to show and celebrate our happiness, lest things change around. But I feel that its okay to be sad and okay to show when you are happy. – Shahrukh Khan

Category:
Happiness

Comfort in expressing your emotions will allow you to share the best of yourself with others, but not being able to control your emotions will reveal your worst. – Bryant H. McGill

Category:
best