Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce
You dont need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht
Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. – Ralph Nader
The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. – Wes Smith
People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. – Source Unknown
Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. – Source Unknown
