Quote by Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall som

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

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Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it. – Stephen Leacock

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positive
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Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. – Stephen Leacock

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Christmas
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A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. – Stephen Leacock

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy

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For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. – Ralph Nader

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Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. – Source Unknown

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You dont need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht

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When you are young and healthy, it never occurs to you that in a single second your whole life could change. – Annette Funicello

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I do not trust those who make the vaccines, or the apparatus behind it all to push it on us through fear. – Billy Corgan

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I see heavens glories shine and faith shines equal. – Emily Bronte

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