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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall som

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

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If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldnt use, I would hire a professor and get some text books. – Stephen Leacock

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Electricity is of two kinds, positive and negative. The difference is, I presume, that one comes a little more expensive, but is more durable the other is a cheaper thing, but the moths get into it. – Stephen Leacock

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Its called political economy because it is has nothing to do with either politics or economy. – Stephen Leacock

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Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce

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Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy

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Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. – Source Unknown

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People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. – Source Unknown

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