Quote by Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall som

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

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The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. – Wes Smith

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