I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock
He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. – Stephen Leacock

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock
He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. – Stephen Leacock
Men are able to trust one another, knowing the exact degree of dishonesty they are entitled to expect. – Stephen Leacock
Personally, I would sooner have written Alice in Wonderland than the whole Encyclopedia Britannica. – Stephen Leacock