I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock
He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. – Stephen Leacock

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock
He flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions. – Stephen Leacock
I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. – Stephen Leacock
If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldnt use, I would hire a professor and get some text books. – Stephen Leacock