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I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall som

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

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Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. – Stephen Leacock

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It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required. – Stephen Leacock

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You dont need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht

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Religion is insurance in this world against fire in the next. – Source Unknown

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Insurance: An ingenious modern game of chance in which the player is permitted to enjoy the comfortable conviction that he is beating the man who keeps the table. – Ambrose Bierce

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The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent. – Wes Smith

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