Quote by Stephen Leacock
I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall som

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so. – Stephen Leacock

Other quotes by Stephen Leacock

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a library. After that, if I still had more money that I couldnt use, I would hire a professor and get some text books. – Stephen Leacock

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Libraries
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Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive. – Stephen Leacock

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Hockey
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For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. – Ralph Nader

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Insurance

You dont need to pray to God any more when there are storms in the sky, but you do have to be insured. – Bertolt Brecht

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Insurance

Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back. – Al Bundy

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Insurance

People who live in glass houses should take out insurance. – Source Unknown

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Insurance

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What boots up must come down. – Author Unknown

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When I see a good singer, I get teary-eyed. Part of it is jealousy because all comedians are frustrated rock stars. Thats a fact. – Jeff Ross

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I like bawdy humor. I love bawdy humor, but not dirty humor. – Betty White

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