So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. – Colin Quinn
The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests. – Colin Quinn
Peoples – most peoples job is talking about the future or like money not even in the present tense. Its not even paper. – Colin Quinn
Thats the beauty of being a comedian – its the one job youre allowed to do that. Were lucky. Were really lucky. – Colin Quinn
I hate war for its consequences, for the lies it lives on and propagates, for the undying hatreds it arouses, for the dictatorships it puts in the place of democracies, and for the starvation that stalks after it. I hate war, and never again will I sanction or support another. – Harry Emerson Fosdick