Thats the beauty of being a comedian – its the one job youre allowed to do that. Were lucky. Were really lucky. – Colin Quinn
Im always working on stuff. But they never materialize. Im always working on movies and TV shows. – Colin Quinn

Thats the beauty of being a comedian – its the one job youre allowed to do that. Were lucky. Were really lucky. – Colin Quinn
Im always working on stuff. But they never materialize. Im always working on movies and TV shows. – Colin Quinn
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes in each office and situation. – Colin Quinn
Marie Antoinette was funny, Im sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the Let them eat cake line. She seems like she was kind of funny, like a Chelsea Handler or Kathy Griffin type. – Colin Quinn
Our situation today shows that beauty demands for itself at least as much courage and decision as do truth and goodness, and she will not allow herself to be separated and banned from her two sisters without taking them along with herself in an act of mysterious vengeance. – Hans Urs von Balthasar