Quote by Candice Bergen
I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen

I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little. – Candice Bergen

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Though beauty gives you a weird sense of entitlement, its rather frightening and threatening to have others ascribe such importance to something you know youre just renting for a while. – Candice Bergen

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I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread. – Candice Bergen

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I didnt have a financial need, and I wasnt very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment. – Candice Bergen

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Pornography is the attempt to insult sex, to do dirt on it. – D.H. Lawrence

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If the devil were to offer me a resurgence of what is commonly called virility, Id decline. Just keep my liver and lungs in good working order, Id reply, so I can go on drinking and smoking! – Luis Bunuel

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An erection is like the Theory of Relativity — the more you think about it, the harder it gets. – Author Unknown

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To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

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Man is a rope stretched between the animal and the Superman—a rope over an abyss. What is great in man is that he is a bridge and not a goal. – Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900), Thus Spake Zarathustra, translated by M.A

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