Quote by Candice Bergen
I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen

I may not be a great actress but Ive become the greatest at screen orgasms. Ten seconds of heavy breathing, roll your head from side to side, simulate a slight asthma attack and die a little. – Candice Bergen

Other quotes by Candice Bergen

I guess I was a mom so late in life, my daughter was the greatest thing since sliced bread. – Candice Bergen

Category:
mom
Read Quote

Not that we didnt have close relationships with our parents – Im very close to my mom – but parents didnt think anything of going off for a few weeks and leaving their kids. – Candice Bergen

Category:
mom
Read Quote

I didnt have a financial need, and I wasnt very gifted at relationships. I probably was more like what we think of boys as being: hard to pin down and wary of commitment. – Candice Bergen

Category:
dating
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Sex
category

A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. – Karl Kraus

Category:
Sex

To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals. – Don Schrader

Category:
Sex

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married. – Zsa Zsa Gabor

Category:
Sex

Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable. – Lord Chesterfield

Category:
Sex

Random Quotes

By the fulfillment of my legal and moral duty I think I have earned punishment just as little as the tens of thousands of dutiful German officials who have now been imprisoned only because they carried out their duties. – Wilhelm Frick

Category:
legal

The past is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets and re-explains what has happened. – Peter Berger

Category:
History

Losses have propelled me to even bigger places, so I understand the importance of losing. You can never get complacent because a loss is always around the corner. Its in any game that youre in – a business game or whatever – you cant get complacent. – Venus Williams

Category:
Business

We need your help. I need your help. We need money for research. It may not save my life. It may save my childrens life. It may save someone you love. And its very important. – Jim Valvano

Category:
Money