Quote by Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, t

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Dont follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise. – Joan Rivers

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good
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Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if youre funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you. – Joan Rivers

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I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fled my mind and it didnt seem to matter. – Christopher Morley

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The style of God venerated in the church, mosque, or synagogue seems completely different from the style of the natural universe. – Alan Watts

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In life, you have people that love to party. Thats me. People that love God. Thats me. People that love sex. Thats me. People that love people. Thats me. And people that make mistakes.Thats me also. – R. Kelly

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No man is excluded from calling upon God, the gate of salvation is set open unto all men: neither is there any other thing which keepeth us back from entering in, save only our own unbelief. – John Calvin

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Some people feel guilty about their anxieties and regard them as a defect of faith but they are afflictions, not sins. Like all afflictions, they are, if we can so take them, our share in the passion of Christ. – C. S. Lewis

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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. – Jean Kerr, Mary, Mary, 1960

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A mothers heart is always with her children. – Proverb

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I love being around my friends and my family and spending time with my husband. I like being normal and recharging my batteries, and I feel like I have the coolest job in the world where I get to get on stage and perform and get to do a lot of really amazing things. – Carrie Underwood

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