Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers