Quote by Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, t

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

Other quotes by Joan Rivers

Dont tell your kids you had an easy birth or they wont respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.. – Joan Rivers

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respect
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I think Im in a business where you have to look good, and its totally youth-oriented. – Joan Rivers

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Business
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Other Quotes from
God
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If you want to be original just try being yourself, because God has never made two people exactly alike. – Bernard Meltzer

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God

My dream is to live a good life and be loving, be close to God and be a good human being and bring peace to people. – Ziggy Marley

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God

The first step toward finding God, Who is Truth, is to discover the truth about myself: and if I have been in error, this first step to truth is the discovery of my error. – Thomas Merton

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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. – Woody Allen

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The thrill of coming home has never changed. – Guy Pearce

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It is hard to feel individually responsible with respect to the invisible processes of a huge and distant government. – John Gardner

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When mom and dad don’t understand, a sister always will. – Author Unknown

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Sisters

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars be allowed to use the highways. – Will Rogers

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Debt