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Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, t

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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Thank God were living in a country where the skys the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I think God made a woman to be strong and not to be trampled under the feet of men. Ive always felt this way because my mother was a very strong woman, without a husband. – Little Richard

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It were better to have no opinion of God at all than such a one as is unworthy of him for the one is only belief – the other contempt. – Plutarch

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Any fool knows that bravado is always a cover-up for insecurity. Thats the truth. And on that note, Ill say goodnight. God love you. – Bobby Darin

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They that deny a God destroy mans nobility; for certainly man is of kin to the beasts by his body; and, if he be not of kin to God by his spirit, he is a base and ignoble creature. – Francis Bacon

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