Quote by Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, t

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers

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funny
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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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God never ends anything on a negative God always ends on a positive. – Edwin Louis Cole

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Gods dice always have a lucky roll. – Sophocles

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Earths crammed with heaven, And every common bush afire with God: But only he who sees takes off his shoes. – Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldnt, I came to the conclusion the Bible was true and Jesus Christ was Gods Son. – Josh McDowell

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There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. – Minnie Aumonier

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Todays medicine is at the end of its road. It can no longer be transformed, modified, readjusted. Thats been tried too often. Todays medicine must DIE in order to be reborn. We must prepare its complete renovation. – Maurice Delort

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Do you suppose there is any living man so unreasonable that if he found himself stricken with a dangerous ailment he would not anxiously desire to regain the blessing of health? – Petrarch

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God couldnt be everywhere, so he created mothers – Yiddish Proverb

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