Quote by Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, t

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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Im Jewish. I dont work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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What men usually ask for when they pray to God is, that two and two may not make four. – Proverb

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But God will have a people upon the earth to maintain the Bible, and the Bible only, as the standard of all doctrines and the basis of all reforms. – Ellen G. White

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Mans mind is like a store of idolatry and superstition so much so that if a man believes his own mind it is certain that he will forsake God and forge some idol in his own brain. – John Calvin

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God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If you understand you have failed. – Saint Augustine

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