Quote by Joan Rivers
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, t

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is Gods gift, thats why we call it the present. – Joan Rivers

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I dont excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers

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People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. – Joan Rivers

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I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse. – Charles V

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Its wonderful to climb the liquid mountains of the sky. Behind me and before me is God and I have no fears. – Helen Keller

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Out of chaos God made a world, and out of high passions comes a people. – Lord Byron

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If you want to be original just try being yourself, because God has never made two people exactly alike. – Bernard Meltzer

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