Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
If the desire to kill and the opportunity to kill came always together, who would escape hanging? – Mark Twain
Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it. – Mark Twain
If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. – Mark Twain