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Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake. – Mark Twain

Category:
Smoking
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Mark Twain
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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. – Mark Twain

Category:
Happiness
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Mark Twain
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It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain

Category:
Illusion
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
Humor
category

I think the scariest person in the world is the person with no sense of humor. – Michael J. Fox

Category:
Humor

Roosevelts humor was broad, his manner friendly. Of wit there was little of philosophy, none. What did he possess? Intuition, inspiration, love of adventure. – Emanuel Celler

Category:
Humor

The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. – Karen Hughes

Category:
Humor

Its hard to force creativity and humor. – Al Yankovic

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

I feel like if I won an award and I was giving my speech and the music started, thats all Id remember, the humiliation I felt when the music started. It would mar the entire experience for me. – Seth Rogen

Category:
Experience

As far as the filmmaking process is concerned, stars are essentially worthless — and absolutely essential. – William Goldman

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Film / Filmmaking / Movies

I try to stress to my children that buying something never leads to true happiness. – Harlan Coben

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As a rule, I do not approve of messing around with coffee. No sugar, no milk, no chocolate, hazelnuts, cinnamon, no nothing…. Just drink it black, the way God does. – Clay Thompson, “I put egg shells in my coffee,” The Arizona Republic

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Coffee