Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain

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Gags die, humor doesnt. – Jack Benny

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