Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

It is in the heart that the values lie. I wish I could make him understand that a loving heart is riches, and riches enough, and that without it intellect is poverty. – Mark Twain

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Heart
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Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Being a Hot Mom means being respected as a mom and a woman. And, the key to being a Hot Mom is having a sense of humor about yourself and all the crazy situations that arise. – Jami Gertz

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Humor

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy. – Brendan Coyle

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Humor

Im not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. – Anjelica Huston

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Humor

Sometimes a scene may be about one thing, and it may end up still being about that, but the emotionality of it comes from somewhere else, or the humor of it comes from somewhere else, and it gives it that real-life quality. – Kyle Chandler

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Humor

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With a lot of hair and make-up then Im possibly, remotely attractive. But its rare, I dont think Im ugly but Im nothing particularly special. Im not a yoga and health girl. I dont exercise that much and I eat crap and smoke and bite my nails. – Lisa Marie Presley

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Health

Be wiser than other people, if you can; but do not tell them so. – Lord Chesterfield

No one ever thought Clint Eastwood was funny, but he was. – Annie Leibovitz

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funny

I guess the definition of a lunatic is a man surrounded by them. – Ezra Pound

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