Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain

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Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige. – Jean Pigozzi

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Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. – Dorothy Parker

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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part youll probably get the humor in the audio part. – Eric San

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Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesnt. It focuses on facts. – Sarah Silverman

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