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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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Substitute damn every time youre inclined to write very your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. – Mark Twain

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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. Its like feeding a dog on his own tail. It wont fatten the dog. – Mark Twain

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Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs. – Christopher Morley

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I think Ive learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesnt hurt either. – Dorothea Benton Frank

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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquillity. – James Thurber

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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To me, the print business model is so simple, where readers pay a dollar for all the content within, and that supports the enterprise. – Dave Eggers

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Enough of this occupation, terror and abuse. We are not in need of your help. We are able to combat and defeat terrorism, and achieve unity. We are not in need of your bases, your experience and etc. – Muqtada al Sadr

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The worst form of inequality is to try to make unequal things equal. – Aristotle

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