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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race — never quite sane in the night. – Mark Twain

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Night
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Let us not be too particular. It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. – Mark Twain

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Jewelry
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Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. – Mark Twain

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God
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? – Bob Hope

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Humor

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. – Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

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Humor

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years. – Allen Klein

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Humor

I like being a Bahai who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine. – Rainn Wilson

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Humor

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We must make immigration a legal, orderly process to eliminate this issue, not further criminalize it. – Jose Serrano

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You dont go around grieving all the time, but the grief is still there and always will be. – Nigella Lawson

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day youre off it. – Jackie Gleason

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I hope that what you take away from my album is not just the music – which I did want to be fun, and I did want it to be about individuality, but please also take away from it that theres no dream thats too big. – Lady Gaga

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Hope