Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. – Mark Twain
The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out, the conservative adopts them. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain