Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
A mans character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. – Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy. – Mark Twain