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Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

All say, “How hard it is that we have to die” – a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live. – Mark Twain

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Día de los Muertos
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Mark Twain
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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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good
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Mark Twain
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Lesbian humor isnt trying to sell anything, it doesnt have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it werent, more women would do it. – Kate Clinton

Category:
Humor

Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. – Robert Collier

Category:
Humor

I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humor. – Edward Albee

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Humor

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early 70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire. – David Zucker

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Humor

Random Quotes

People said that man had changed: the weakness of people’s health no longer allows us to fast. Was it true? – Adalbert de Vogüé, To Love Fasting: The Monastic Experience

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Fasting

Attention-deficit disorders seem to abound in modern society, and we dont know the cause. – Marilyn vos Savant

Category:
Society

Example has more followers than reason. We unconsciously imitate what pleases us, and approximate to the characters we most admire. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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Example

My brain is so anxiety-prone, like a pinball machine. If I dont get up in the morning and focus my thinking, my breathing, and my being for about 12 minutes, Im just a screwball all day long. – Rainn Wilson

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Morning