Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain

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Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Breakfast of Champions is one of the funniest books Ive ever read. – Justin Halpern

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Lesbian humor isnt trying to sell anything, it doesnt have to sell out. Coming out as a lesbian onstage is still a very political act if it werent, more women would do it. – Kate Clinton

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Married people should not be quick to hear what is said by either when in ill humor. – Samuel Richardson

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Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige. – Jean Pigozzi

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