Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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A banker is a fellow who lends his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. – Mark Twain

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Why shouldnt truth be stranger than fiction? Fiction, after all, has to make sense. – Mark Twain

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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over. – Danny McBride

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Humor

I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out. – Logan Henderson

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Humor

The rejection that we all take and the sadness and the aggravation and the loss of jobs and all of the things that we live through in our lives, without a sense of humor, I dont know how people make it. – Marlo Thomas

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Humor

I certainly didnt say while writing Gossip Girl, Oh this is going to be big! It was really like, Oh god, everyones gong to hate these people! Theyre so bratty! But I actually think what is so appealing about them is the humor in them. – Cecily von Ziegesar

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Humor

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My first job after college was at Magic Quest, an educational software startup company where I was responsible for writing the content. I found that job somewhat accidentally but after working there a few weeks and loving my job, I decided to pursue a career in technology. – Susan Wojcicki

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It is the nature of mortals to kick a fallen man. – Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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