Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. – Mark Twain
Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. – Mark Twain
You cant depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus. – Mark Twain