Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething. – Mark Twain