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Quote by Mark Twain
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preac

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice. – Mark Twain

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Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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Im sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but Ive never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them. – Ayelet Waldman

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Humor

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. – Eminem

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Any attempts at humor immediately after September 11th were deemed tasteless. – Allen Klein

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Humor is everywhere, in that theres irony in just about anything a human does. – Bill Nye

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Gray skies are just clouds passing over. – Author Unknown

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All good books have one thing in common – they are truer than if they had really happened. – Ernest Hemingway

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You cant censor peoples dreams. – Robyn Hitchcock

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I have seen a flower blooming in beauty in a secluded vale, and, ere I had a chance to look again, a chilly breath of air had scattered its petals and left it a ruin. – Charles Lanman, “Musings,” 1840

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Time