Quote by Alton Brown
I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

Other quotes by Alton Brown

I say grace. Im a big believer in grace. I happen to believe in a God that made all the food and so Im pretty grateful for that and I thank him for that. But Im also thankful for the people that put the food on the table. – Alton Brown

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Everything in food is science. The only subjective part is when you eat it. – Alton Brown

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The worst food youll ever eat will probably be prepared by a cook who calls himself a chef. Mark my words. – Alton Brown

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Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldnt normally try. – Melinda Clarke

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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance. – David Herbert Lawrence

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Its self-effacing, its hard-luck, the shtetl stories. All those Coasters things are an amalgam of Yiddish and black humor. – Jerry Leiber

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