I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown
I kept thinking, Somebody has to make a food show that is actually educational and entertaining at the same time… a show that got down to the why things happen. Plus, I hated my job – I didnt think it was very worthwhile. – Alton Brown
I know people that could serve me canned tuna and saltine crackers and have me feel more at home at their table than some people who can cook circles around me. The more you try to impress people, generally the less you do. – Alton Brown
The worst food youll ever eat will probably be prepared by a cook who calls himself a chef. Mark my words. – Alton Brown