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Quote by Alton Brown
I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor. – Alton Brown

Other quotes by Alton Brown

Im a filmmaker who decided to go to culinary school. All I picked up was the fact if I didnt understand what was going on with every single ingredient, I could be qualifying for, like, the lunch food job at my daughters school. – Alton Brown

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Food
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Alton Brown
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Enough people have now mentioned Bill Nye the Science Guy to me that I now desperately avoid it all costs. – Alton Brown

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Science
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Alton Brown
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I like television. I still believe that television is the most powerful form of communication on Earth – I just hate what is being done with it. – Alton Brown

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communication
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Alton Brown
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Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, Breakfast of Champions is one of the funniest books Ive ever read. – Justin Halpern

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One doesnt have a sense of humor. It has you. – Larry Gelbart

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I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. Its how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy. – Ari Graynor

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The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular. – Michael York

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Dishonest people conceal their faults from themselves as well as others, honest people know and confess them. – Christian Nevell Bovee

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