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Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon. - Car

Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon. – Carl Hiaasen

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Ive always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something. – Carl Hiaasen

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funny
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Carl Hiaasen
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Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that death panels would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthanasia. Yet for idle entertainment, its hard to beat Sarah Palins ignorant nattering on the subject. – Carl Hiaasen

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Death
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Heres my rule: You always want to pay cash for your own books, because if they look at the name on the credit card and then they look at the name on the book jacket, then theres this look of such profound sympathy for you that you had to resort to this. It really is withering. – Carl Hiaasen

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Sympathy
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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I have a dark sense of humor. – Olivia Munn

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Humor

I mean, yeah, Im sure that Python and the other things have paved the way for a greater understanding of the British sense of humor, but I dont think its all that different than the American sense of humor. – Simon Pegg

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Humor

I think up until the point when we started in the business, which was in the early 70s, most of the humor was political. The smart humor was political satire. – David Zucker

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Humor

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive. – Dylan OBrien

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Humor

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