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If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on t

If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle, especially the part that says “keep away from children.” – Susan Savannah

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Give me the life of the boy whose mother is nurse, seamstress, washerwoman, cook, teacher, angel, and saint, all in one, and whose father is guide, exemplar, and friend. No servants to come between. These are the boys who are born to the best fortune. – Andrew Carnegie

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The trouble with having a stubbornness contest with your kids is that they have your stubbornness gene. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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