Quote by Mike Judge
They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Ill do humor about myself, Ill poke fun and everything, but thats me and I can do it to me. I think its cruel to do it to somebody else. – Delta Burke

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You see, thats another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. – Liza Minnelli

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Humor prevents one from becoming a tragic figure even though he/she is involved in tragic events. – E.T. "Cy" Eberhart

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Humor

Humor is just another defense against the universe. – Mel Brooks

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