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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

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There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. – Robert Benchley

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The darker the film, the more vital everyones sense of humor is on set. – Eric Bana

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Whether its viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, Im consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the Delete option and restraining orders were invented. – Richard Roeper

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