Quote by Mike Judge
They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

Other quotes by Mike Judge

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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funny
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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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legal
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I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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teacher
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Stand-up comics reflect less of a visual humor and more of a commentary. – Shel Silverstein

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Humor

Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements. – J. G. Ballard

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Humor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. – William Howard Taft

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Humor

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. – Janet Evanovich

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Humor

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And humility in politics means accepting that one party doesnt have all the answers recognising that working in partnership is progress not treachery. – Vince Cable

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Politics

Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, Thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought is great and swift and free. – Bertrand Russell

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great

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. – Mark Twain

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Success

Ive seen a lot of movies get made where no one has control. No one likes it. – Seth Rogen

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movies