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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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I really hate sitcoms on television with canned laughter and stuff. What really makes me laugh is the real-life stuff. Ive got a dry sense of humor. – Katie Price

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Do feminists have a sense of humor? Yes. – Gloria Allred

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Humor is imperative, more important than food. You have a choice when someone dies. You can lie down or get back into life. Do something for someone else. – Doris Roberts

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I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. – Rainn Wilson

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We can chart our future clearly and wisely only when we know the path which has led to the present. – Adlai E. Stevenson

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I cant get my head around the fact that the technology of the first two movies, which are forty years prior to Star Wars, is so much better than any technology they had in Star Wars! – David Prowse

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