Quote by Mike Judge
They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

Other quotes by Mike Judge

Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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funny
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I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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teacher
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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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Im not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. Ill try to soften it and become boring, maybe even very boring, but Im not sure if Ill be able to. – Silvio Berlusconi

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But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and also got across the girls point of view, Ive heard nothing but great things from younger and older females as well. – Jason Biggs

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You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because theyve got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything youll ever see on TV. – Harvey Pekar

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The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him. – Karen Hughes

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