Quote by Mike Judge
They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

Other quotes by Mike Judge

One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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legal
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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. – Emo Philips

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Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors. – Bill Forsyth

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Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it. – Laura Ingraham

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I want to be taken seriously as the type of musician that plays stuff like an electric rake. I mean, how seriously do you take someone like Spike Jones? They take him pretty seriously – a really good musician who made a great contribution in terms of humor, which is part of what I try to do too. – Eugene Chadbourne

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