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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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amazing
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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something. – Dabney Coleman

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When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh? – Max Frisch

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I realize that humor isnt for everyone. Its only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. – Anne Wilson Schaef

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Regrets are the natural property of gray hairs. – Charles Dickens

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Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. – Henry David Thoreau

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