Logo
Quote by Mike Judge
They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

Other quotes by Mike Judge

Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I dont think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age. – Mike Judge

Category:
Beauty
Author
Mike Judge
Read Quote

I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

Category:
Attitude
Author
Mike Judge
Read Quote

Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

Category:
amazing
Author
Mike Judge
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humor
category

There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A, that it was a vacuum of creativity, of humor or anything organic, and I was really angry at the place. But then today I feel completely different – I love L.A.! – Naomi Watts

Category:
Humor

If one tends to be a humorous person and you have a sense of humor the rest of your life then you can certainly lighten the load, I think, by bringing that to your trials and tribulations. Its easy to have a sense of humor when everything is going well. – Alan Thicke

Category:
Humor

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

Category:
Humor

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the readers defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more. – William Collins

Category:
Humor

Random Quotes

I dont think anyone should write their autobiography until after theyre dead. – Samuel Goldwyn

Category:
funny

No matter where I go – London, Beirut, Jerusalem, Washington, Beijing, or Bangalore – Im always looking to rediscover that land of ten thousand lakes where politics actually worked to make peoples lives better, not pull them apart. – Thomas Friedman

Category:
Politics

What happens when you have great grief in your life is the arteries of that heart begins to spasms down, just literally squeezes down like this because youre feeling the tension of your life and then the heart muscle itself will also begin – to get stressed out. – Mehmet Oz

Category:
great

God… a being whose only definition is that he is beyond mans power to conceive. – Ayn Rand

Category:
Faith