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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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Stealing, youll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it. – Mike Judge

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funny
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Mike Judge
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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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Its amazing what we can get away with and what we cant. But its not for me to decide. – Mike Judge

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You cant do anything to be funny. Thats cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you dont make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level. – John Krasinski

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When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive. – Dylan OBrien

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Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes. – Ted Rall

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I have a very dark sense of humor. – Andy Dick

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No philosophers so thoroughly comprehend us as dogs and horses. – Herman Melville, Redburn. His First Voyage, 1849

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