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They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre

They dont make you pay for the humor. Its up and down, but theyre trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. – Mike Judge

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I dont return anybodys calls unless its going to mean extra money for me. And Ive completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And Ive copped an attitude. – Mike Judge

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Attitude
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Mike Judge
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One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. – Mike Judge

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legal
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Mike Judge
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I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. – Mike Judge

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teacher
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Mike Judge
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Other Quotes from
Humor
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Many a true word is spoken in jest. – English Proverb

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Humor

I think people are sexy when they have a sense of humor, when they are smart, when they have some sense of style, when they are kind, when they express their own opinions, when they are creative, when they have character. – Suzanne Vega

Category:
Humor

In the Hurt Locker theres a lot of me in there, a sense of humor, a man of few words and a lot of action. – Jeremy Renner

Category:
Humor

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. – Allen Klein

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Humor

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Clouds are like boogers hanging on the nostrils of the moon. – Robin Williams

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Sky & Clouds

The infinitely little have a pride infinitely great. – Voltaire

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great

Every city has a sex and an age which have nothing to do with demography. Rome is feminine. So is Odessa. London is a teenager, an urchin, and, in this, hasnt changed since the time of Dickens. Paris, I believe, is a man in his twenties in love with an older woman. – John Berger

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City Life, Cities

No eyes that have seen beauty ever lose their sight. – Jean Toomer

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Beauty