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The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. – Author Unknown

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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. – Matt Groening, The Simpsons

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Television has changed a child from an irresistible force to an immovable object. – Author Unknown

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TV is a fickle business. Im only good for the length of my contract. – Tom Brokaw

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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we should have people standing in the corners of our rooms. – Alan Coren

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