The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime telev

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. – Author Unknown

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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. – Author Unknown

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Your cable television is experiencing difficulties. Please do not panic. Resist the temptation to read or talk to loved ones. Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless. – Matt Groening, The Simpsons

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Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover. – Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

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Television is becoming a collage — there are so many channels that you move through them making a collage yourself. In that sense, everyone sees something a bit different. – David Hockney

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