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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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At home, you always have to be a politician when youre abroad, you almost feel yourself a statesman. – Harold MacMillan

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I try and eat really healthy when Im home, but I certainly dont eat worms and snakes. – Bear Grylls

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Having leveled my palace, dont erect a hovel and complacently admire your own charity in giving me that for a home. – Emily Bronte

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I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to cook with me. I have a nice glass of wine, he has some scotch, we chat, we cook, and we hang out with the dog. I have an absolute dream life. – Rachael Ray

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We must trust our own thinking. Trust where were going. And get the job done. – Wilma Mankiller

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The weaker the country, the stronger the smile. – Howard Koch

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No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office. – George Bernard Shaw

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If an Internet company steals content, they shut it down. And let me tell you, Apple France, Yahoo France or Google France, none of them have gone out of business. – Harvey Weinstein

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