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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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Dont you stay at home of evenings? Dont you love a cushioned seat in a corner, by the fireside, with your slippers on your feet? – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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To have the opportunity to complete the slam at the Open at St Andrews, the home of golf, is something I will never ever forget. – Tiger Woods

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Ill be here in my home with three big screens. Ill be watching three games at a time, and when theyre over, Ill look at three more. – Hayden Fry

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It may be that the satisfaction I need depends on my going away, so that when Ive gone and come back, Ill find it at home. – Rumi

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