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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar

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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar

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Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people. – Kinky Friedman

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We all have times when we go home at night and pull out our hair and feel misunderstood and lonely and like were falling. I think the brain is such that there is always going to be something missing. – Jude Law

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Women are the victims of this patriarchal culture, but they are also its carriers. Let us keep in mind that every oppressive man was raised in the confines of his mothers home. – Shirin Ebadi

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Yes, Ive kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but thats it. I dont go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot. – Paris Hilton

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