Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar
Other nations of different habits are not enemies: they are godsends. Men require of their neighbours something sufficiently akin to be understood, something sufficiently different to provoke attention, and something great enough to command admiration. We must not expect, however, all the virtues. – Alfred North Whitehead