Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar
Comedy can be, especially in a writers room, really aggressive, kind of a very male-dominated room, and it would be hard for women. Its not a nurturing place. Its not like a lot of women are going to say, I cant wait to live that lifestyle and be in a writers room until 2 or 3 a.m. – Ellen DeGeneres