My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. – Erma Bombeck Category: Housework
[H]ousework, if it is done right, can kill you. – John Skow, about the message of Erma Bombeck’s early columns in the 1960s, Category: Housework
I do not know that any writer has supposed that on this earth man will ultimately be able to live without food. – Thomas Malthus Category: Food
I am rather inclined to silence, and whether that be wise or not, it is at least more unusual nowadays to find a man who can hold his tongue than to find one who cannot. – Abraham Lincoln Category: Presidents Day
No scrap of paper bigger than my smallest punch shall be thrown away. – Author Unknown, "The Scrappers Creed" Category: Scrapbooking
I would have liked maybe to be in architecture or painting, something connected to the fine arts. – Catherine Deneuve Category: architecture
