In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. – Mark Twain
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. – Mark Twain