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Quote by Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then h

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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It isnt safe to sit in judgment upon another persons illusion when you are not on the inside. While you are thinking it is a dream, he may be knowing it is a planet. – Mark Twain

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Illusion
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Mark Twain
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The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow there is no humor in Heaven. – Mark Twain

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Humor
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Education! Why say it is a stimulant when it is really an anaesthetic? – Martin H. Fischer (1879–1962)

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Education is our greatest opportunity to give an irrevocable gift to the next generation. – Ernie Fletcher

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Outright bans on plastic bags may not be the best solution, but education and incentives to get people to stop using them are necessary. – David Suzuki

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A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled. – James Baldwin

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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. – Victor Borge

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To understand is to perceive patterns. – Sir Isaiah Berlin

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