In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart — a heart so large that everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. – Mark Twain
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain