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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then h

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. – Mark Twain

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But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? – Mark Twain

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I am sure my fellow-scientists will agree with me if I say that whatever we were able to achieve in our later years had its origin in the experiences of our youth and in the hopes and wishes which were formed before and during our time as students. – Felix Bloch

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Too much of what is called education is little more than an expensive isolation from reality. – Thomas Sowell

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So I was shampooing at 14. But Ive always thought that had I the opportunity for an education, I would have been an architect. Theres no question about it. – Vidal Sassoon

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When I was a child I didnt care about getting an education, and I didnt finish high school. – Mary J. Blige

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I smile so much at the theater my face hurts when I leave. – Heather Matarazzo

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Your aim will be knowledge and wisdom, not the reflected glamour of fame. – Abbott L. Lowell

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