In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. – Mark Twain
Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is the lightning that does the work. – Mark Twain
Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain