In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. – Mark Twain
Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century. – Mark Twain