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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then h

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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What a wee little part of a persons life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself. – Mark Twain

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Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. – Mark Twain

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Eating
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When people do not respect us we are sharply offended yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. – Mark Twain

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To create the power of competence without creating a corresponding direction to guide the use of that power is bad education. – John Dickey

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I think Democrats are right. We fight for the American dream, for the environment, for privacy rights, a womans right to choose, a good public education system. – Barbara Boxer

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Im a big believer in education, period. – Jon Secada

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What I got which was unusual, especially as a child actress, was parents who believed that Hollywood was not that important. They told us education, family, health, all come first and they meant it. – Danica McKellar

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I taped my first series for PBS in 1982 at WJCT-TV in Jacksonville, Florida. The show, called Everyday Cooking with Jacques Pepin, was about saving time and money in the kitchen – and it was a celebration of simple and unpretentious food. – Jacques Pepin

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Life is like eating artichokes; you have got to go through so much to get so little. – Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

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Our spiritual attitude is determined by our conception of our relation to infinite spirit. – Paul Twitchell

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