Quote by Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then h

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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The finest clothing made is a persons own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. – Mark Twain

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My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart — a heart so large that everybody’s joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. – Mark Twain

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Mothers
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I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. – Mark Twain

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Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. – Albert Einstein

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Scientific research and other studies have demonstrated that arts education can enhance American students math and language skills and improve test scores which in turn increase chances of higher education and good jobs in the future. – Thad Cochran

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. – Mark Twain

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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 Rs only one begins with an R. – Dennis Miller

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One whose knowledge is confined to books and whose wealth is in the possession of others, can use neither his knowledge nor wealth when the need for them arises. – Chanakya

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Nature does nothing in vain. – Aristotle

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Im starting to judge success by the time I have for myself, the time I spend with family and friends. My priorities arent amending theyre shifting. – Brendan Fraser

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Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you are as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? – Brian Kernighan

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