In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain
A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. – Mark Twain