In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. – Mark Twain
A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty. – Mark Twain
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place. – Mark Twain