In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain