In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
If they had not landed there would be some reason for celebrating the fact. – Mark Twain
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain