In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare. – Mark Twain
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinions never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul in this world — and never will. – Mark Twain
I spent three days a week for 10 years educating myself in the public library, and its better than college. People should educate themselves – you can get a complete education for no money. At the end of 10 years, I had read every book in the library and Id written a thousand stories. – Ray Bradbury