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In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then h

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time. – Mark Twain

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To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. – Mark Twain

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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It is always in season for old men to learn. – Aeschylus

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In our post-9/11 world, our Nations military deserves, at least the same access to institutions of higher education that any other major employer might enjoy. – Mike Rogers

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Where the private sector, or anyone else, has skills, knowledge and resources that can help to deliver a high quality of education and to raise standards, we should use them. – Estelle Morris

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Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability. – Marcus Aurelius

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