In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. – Mark Twain
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. – Mark Twain