In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain
I didnt attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. – Mark Twain
Its good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. – Mark Twain
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. – Mark Twain