Quote by Mark Twain
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then h

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. – Mark Twain

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A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. – Mark Twain

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I think Democrats are right. We fight for the American dream, for the environment, for privacy rights, a womans right to choose, a good public education system. – Barbara Boxer

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The point of my work is to show that culture and education arent simply hobbies or minor influences. – Pierre Bourdieu

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Learn to think continentally. – Alexander Hamilton

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My parents were keen for me to have the education they themselves never had. They werent able to guide me towards particular books, but they encouraged me to read, which I did, randomly and compulsively. – Ian Mcewan

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You say it is the good cause that hallows even war? I say unto you: it is the good war that hallows any cause. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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The flowery Path of Poetry but ill accords with the thorny Mazes of the Law; in the one I have wandered with rapture from Infancy, and I have endeavoured to grace the other with a simple but lasting Ornament—Integrity of Heart. – Charles Snart, “Dedication, to Robert Lowe, Esq. Oxton,” 1807 January 1st, Newar

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Theres too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will. – Agatha Christie

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You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a mans actions are, such must be his spirit. – Demosthenes

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