Quote by Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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My adolescence progressed normally: enough misery to keep the death wish my usual state, an occasional high to keep me from actually taking the gas-pipe. – Faye Moskowitz

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The young always have the same problem — how to rebel and conform at the same time. They have now solved this by defying their parents and copying one another. – Quentin Crisp

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