Quote by Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The teenager seems to have replaced the Communist as the appropriate target for public controversy and foreboding. – Edgar Friedenberg, The Vanishing Adolescent

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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. – Fran Lebowitz, Social Studies

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