Quote by Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. – Laurence J. Peter

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The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m. – Author Unknown

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Adolescents are not monsters. They are just people trying to learn how to make it among the adults in the world, who are probably not so sure themselves. – Virginia Satir, The New Peoplemaking, 1988

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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