Quote by Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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The best substitute for experience is being sixteen. – Raymond Duncan

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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. – Doug Larson

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. – Yiddish Proverb

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The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. – Socrates

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I have always been amazed at the way an ordinary observer lends so much more credence and attaches so much more importance to waking events than to those occurring in dreams…. Man… is above all the plaything of his memory. – Andre Breton, “Manifesto of Surrealism,” 1924

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Ive been pleased to work with so many wonderful stars through the years. This has been an amazing journey. I hope it continues. – Keanu Reeves

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There is not enough love and goodness in the world to permit giving any of it away to imaginary beings. – Friedrich Nietzsche

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