Quote by Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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I have seen my kid struggle into the kitchen in the morning with outfits that need only one accessory: an empty gin bottle. – Erma Bombeck

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In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires. – Dorothy Parker

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