Quote by Al Bernstein
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. -

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance. – Al Bernstein

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The average teenager still has all the faults his parents outgrew. – Author Unknown

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A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. – Lewis B. Hershey, News summaries, 31 December 1951

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Mother Nature is providential. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers. – William Galvin

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A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. – Author Unknown

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