I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. – Don Rickles
When you stand alone and sell yourself, you cant please everyone. But when youre different, you can last. – Don Rickles
To my knowledge, I was the first guy really to do what I do. And then later on different comedians started trying doing it. – Don Rickles
Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. – Don Rickles
