Quote by Craig Bruce
Its funny how most activists are pacifists. - Craig Bruce

Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

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Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. – Craig Bruce

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Computers
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Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. – Craig Bruce

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Money
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Its a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult. – Craig Bruce

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Religion
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And of course Marc Cherry heightens it and makes it hilarious. But theres so many universal themes in the show, and he made it so funny. We knew he was onto something if he could keep it up and, thankfully, he did. – James Denton

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funny

I was asked to act when I couldnt act. I was asked to sing Funny Face when I couldnt sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldnt dance – and do all kinds of things I wasnt prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. – Audrey Hepburn

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I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad. – Moon Unit Zappa

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funny

A waffle is like a pancake with a syrup trap. – Mitch Hedberg

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funny

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I was looking to do something non-fiction because I had done a strip, My Mom Was a Schizophrenic. I really enjoyed the process of doing that strip, despite its subject matter. To do it Id had to do a lot of research and reading and I figured Id like to do that again. – Chester Brown

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I will either be famous or infamous. – Otto Dix

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The imagination is the spur of delights… all depends upon it, it is the mainspring of everything now, is it not by means of the imagination one knows joy? Is it not of the imagination that the sharpest pleasures arise? – Marquis de Sade

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It is curious how there seems to be an instinctive disgust in Man for his nearest ancestors and relations. If only Darwin could conscientiously have traced man back to the Elephant or the Lion or the Antelope, how much ridicule and prejudice would have been spared to the doctrine of Evolution. – Havelock Ellis

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