Logo
Quote by Craig Bruce
Its funny how most activists are pacifists. - Craig Bruce

Its funny how most activists are pacifists. – Craig Bruce

Other quotes by Craig Bruce

Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed. – Craig Bruce

Category:
Money
Author
Craig Bruce
Read Quote

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat. – Craig Bruce

Category:
Computers
Author
Craig Bruce
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
funny
category

Always remember your kids name. Always remember where you put your kid. Dont let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. – Amy Poehler

Category:
funny

I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T… Doesnt mean she isnt a good person. Thats a funny character to play. – Cheryl Hines

Category:
funny

I consider that a mans brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. – Arthur Conan Doyle

Category:
funny

You cant make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. – Colin Quinn

Category:
funny

Random Quotes

I am my own heaven and hell! – J.C.F. von Schiller

Category:
Self

You know you’re a skydiver when you can’t put on a backpack without checking for leg straps. – Author Unknown

Category:
Skydiving

Music, Rock and Roll music especially, is such a generational thing. Each generation must have their own music, I had my own in my generation, you have yours, everyone I know has their own generation. – Ronnie James Dio

Category:
Music

The idea of history in any age, like the idea of property, or of progress, is an unstable compound; it is put together as needed, by historians or by philosophers, out of the irreconcilable opinions of men. – F. Smith Fussner, The Historical Revolution

Category:
History