Quote by Douglas Adams
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher… or, as his wife would have it, an idiot. – Douglas Adams

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Dreams
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First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII — and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we’ve realized it’s a brochure. – Douglas Adams

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Advertising
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He hoped and prayed that there wasnt an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasnt an afterlife. – Douglas Adams

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Atheism
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Loose tongues are worse than wicked hands. – Yiddish Proverb

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Gossip

Where no wood is, the fire goes out; so where there is no tale bearer, the strife ceaseth. – Bible

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Gossip

The idea of strictly minding our own business is moldy rubbish. Who could be so selfish? – Myrtle Barker

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Gossip

Your friend has a friend; dont tell him. – Chinese Proverb

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Gossip

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I think Gods really blessed me with patience. Im good with a lot of things going on at once. – Niki Taylor

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Patience

The reason that fiction is more interesting than any other form of literature, to those who really like to study people, is that in fiction the author can really tell the truth without humiliating himself. – Jim Rohn

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Truth

Im not a prophet I can only use historical reality to come to a view of the future, and my view is that Africa will return to being African and not European. The advent of colonialism was foreign to the country itself, but it will return to what it was before the Europeans arrived. – Wilbur Smith

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Future

Upon the education of the people of this country the fate of this country depends. – Benjamin Disraeli

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Education