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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules. – Douglas Adams

Other quotes by Douglas Adams

The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a long passageway, recognize each other and immediately pretend they haven t. This is to avoid the ghastly embarrassment of having to continue recognizing each other the whole length of the corridor. – Douglas Adams

Category:
Enemy, Enemies
Author
Douglas Adams
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And wow! Hey! What’s this thing coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding word like… ow… ound… round… ground! That’s it! That’s a good name — ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me? – Douglas Adams

Category:
Skydiving
Author
Douglas Adams
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Other Quotes from
Gossip
category

Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you. – Spanish Proverb

Category:
Gossip

They come together like the Coroners Inquest, to sit upon the murdered reputations of the week. – William Congreve

Category:
Gossip

A malignant sore throat is a danger, a malignant throat not sore is worse. – Proverb

Category:
Gossip

Who brings a tale takes two away. – Irish Proverb

Category:
Gossip

Random Quotes

Even rabbits insult an dead lion. – Proverb

Category:
Insults

I and the public know
What all schoolchildren learn,
Those to whom evil is done
Do evil in return. – W. H. Auden

Category:
Evil

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphys First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. – George Edward Woodberry

Category:
Morning

If the human condition were the periodic table, maybe love would be hydrogen at No. 1. Death would be helium at No. 2. Power, I reckon, would be where oxygen is. – David Mitchell

Category:
Death