For a girl, the wedding is when youre married. For a guy, its when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding. – Max Greenfield
Heinrich Heine so loosened the corsets of the German language that today every little salesman can fondle her breasts. – Karl Kraus, translated from German by Harry Zohn
We can take full comfort in realizing the continuing strength of our nation. Americas lands remain radiantly rich with diversity, and freedom still reigns. – Ben Nelson