Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney
I hope all of you are going to fill out your census form when it comes in the mail next month. If you dont return the form the area you live in might get less government money and you wouldnt want that to happen, would you. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney