Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. – Andy Rooney
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney
Look, if you have somebody who doesnt have health insurance, who doesnt have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal with their cold or flu or dental problem, they go to an emergency room – in general, that visit will cost ten times more than walking into a community health center. – Bernie Sanders