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Quote by Andy Rooney
I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else

I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. – Andy Rooney

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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper. – Andy Rooney

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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