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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else

I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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I dont like food thats too carefully arranged it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture Id buy a painting. – Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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I have long believed taxpayers make better use of their money than the government ever could. – Kay Bailey Hutchison

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Youve got the Democratic Party that now depends on more government spending and actual building the dependence on government in order to increase their political party. – Jim DeMint

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Every form of government tends to perish by excess of its basic principle. – Will Durant

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As I speak to you today, government censors somewhere are working furiously to erase my words from the records of history. But history itself has already condemned these tactics. – Hillary Clinton

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But the truth of the matter is, were an open society, we want to remain an open society, and there will continue to be vulnerability. Thats why we have to meet the threats when they are not yet taking place on our territory and on our soil. – Condoleezza Rice

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Our attitude is that we want to cross over. You cant go on making records just for your own hometown. – Cheryl James

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Those who aim at great deeds must also suffer greatly. – Plutarch

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