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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else

I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you cant eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as progress, doesnt spread. – Andy Rooney

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All men are not created equal but should be treated as though they were under the law. – Andy Rooney

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The fundamental purpose of government is to protect its citizens. – Arlen Specter

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Taxes are like abortion, and not just because both are grotesque procedures supported by Democrats. Youre for them or against them. Taxes go up or down government raises taxes or lowers them. But Democrats will not let the words abortion or tax hikes pass their lips. – Ann Coulter

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Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. – Denis Diderot

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