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I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else

I dont think the government is out to get me or help someone else get me but it wouldnt surprise me if they were out to sell me something or help someone else sell me something. I mean, why else would the Census Bureau want to know my telephone number? – Andy Rooney

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My own time is passing fast enough without some national game to help it along. – Andy Rooney

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If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do dont need to be done. – Andy Rooney

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