If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. – Andy Rooney
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. – Andy Rooney
The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men. – Andy Rooney